Hummer Penis Enlargement t shirt

Penis enlargement Hummer t shirt


Hey, a penis enlargement probably would be cheaper, but what do I know. You probably think getting 6 miles to the gallon is cool. Screw the environment, right? Just as long as you look good. Conspicuous consumption, anyone. Funny t shirt, just a touch offensive.

Laughing my ass off t shirt

LMAO
I thought it was just an expression
Funny t shirt with a lot of attitude. You thought LMAO was just an expression, didn't you? And so did this poor girl, but she found out different. And now her life is so much worse . . . finding pants for the a-less, figuring out that her friends are l-ing behind her back. Poor girl. Funny t shirt.

Featured T shirt: College Chimp

College:Even a chimp can do it

Featured t shirt of the month is great for your college sweetie, or college-bound son or daughter. Chimp is drinking a beer, smoking a cigar and clutching money in his hand. Because what do you think they're doing up there in college, anyway? Certainly not going to class. Great funny vintage style tee shirt, only $13.99. Click on the picture to take you to the website.

How much does oil go down when each soldier dies?

US Soldiers
cheaper than fossil fuel

I google myself

Sometimes when I'm alone, I google myself

Olive You

I love olives. And they love you, apparently.

Never hold a cat . . .

Never hold a cat and a dustbuster at the same time
It's a hard lesson to learn, but a good thing to know.
You never do it more than once.

Dangerous Curves

Peligro Curvas
(Dangerous Curves)

It's from a vintage ad, and it's been used for guitar artwork. Brian Setzer (formerly) of the Stray Cats uses one a lot like it on his guitar.

It's all fun and games until the feds show up

Gamers and Geeks
It's all fun and games
until the feds show up

Internet is the opiate of the masses

Gamers and Geeks
Internet
is the opiate of the masses

It's a Karl Marx quote, slightly twisted for today's world.

After we bring democracy to Iraq, can we have a little here?

After we bring democracy
to Iraq, can we have
a little here?

Anyone else seeing our democracy disappearing? Wiretaps, arrests with no charges, torture . . . doesn't sound like democracy to me.

2006=1984

2006=1984

George Orwell got it right. He just got the year wrong.